Mom just e-mailed me to tell me that on her way in to work this morning, she saw a car with NH plates that read "& B-YOND."

The car was an Infiniti.

Jesus Doesn't Steal Poptarts. Neither should you.

Florida Theater troupe replaces word "Vagina" on marquee. For a production of The Vagina Monologues.

According to CNN, a woman called and complained because her niece read the sign and asked what a vagina was. The woman's...niece. I think, if she's old enough to read that she should know what that is by now, hmm? Perhaps ( Read more... )

Today's word that looks funny when you see it printed too many times is: ( SPORTS! )

Does anyone know how to effectively repel a Woodpecker? We seem to have aquired one that is quite interested in pecking at the side of our house. Not only is this damaging to the house, but it's making Coco(a) even more insane than she already is ( Read more... )

Really? Stories like this are what I truly like about the Harry Potter series.

More on the story. It's the second time this mother has tried to get them banned ( Read more... )

I just walked out of the cafeteria building, and had one of the kindly maintenance men approach me ( Read more... )

Penguins die in crash, octopus uninjured

Best. Obituary. EVAR.

I'd like it known, publicly, that when I die, I want to have an obit that requires censoring. Guess I'd better work on making my life more interesting for that then, eh?

Are they sure it wasn't just Zorro?